“I Better Not See It On The Blog”

“I better not see it on the blog.”
“But do you even read the blog?”
“No. I’m a busy person.”
“If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it matter if it gets posted on the blog?”
“I better not see it on the blog.”
“But it would make such a great blog entry:

Back in the summer of 1983, he learned two things in Boy Scout Camp. He learned about the coming of age of a young girl named Margaret, thanks to novelist Judy Bloom and a fellow Boy Scout named Charlie. And he learned how to shoot a 22.

And I could write about your drive to Bakersfield for a gun cabinet that was cut short by that car load of wet clothes, the successful repair of the washing machine, and all of your Boy Scout merit badges. I already wrote about our gun cabinet shopping.”
“I didn’t win a merit badge for shooting, his name wasn’t Charlie (who is your fact-checker anyway?), and I better not see it on the blog.”
“But it’s funny.”
“I think I should start reading that blog.”
“I know you’re busy. Really, there is no pressure.”